but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me
I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:
Ted and Marshall are at McLarens:
"We should write a tv series"
"WE SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE A TV SERIES!!"
"And the characters would be based on us!"
"YES! they could be called Craig and Carter"
Then Tracy walks in “Yes, that would be nice, just dont f**k up the finale and don’t kill anyone”
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I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY